NORMAL WAS NEVER REALLY AN OPTION
Every family has stories.
Ours just happen to sound like they require sworn testimony.
Demitriosism's: Words of Wisdom... and Then Some is a funny, heartfelt look at family chaos, bizarre wisdom, embarrassing moments, unbelievable adventures, and memories that become much funnier once enough time has passed.
This isn't a parenting manual.
It's evidence.
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Demitriosism's of the Week
Words of wisdom.
And then some.
Never ask, "What's the worst that could happen?"
In this family, somebody might take that as a challenge.
Some families pass down jewelry.
Some pass down recipes.
Mine gave me enough material to write a book.
Inside Demitriosism's, you'll find questionable decisions, unsolicited wisdom, public embarrassment, family chaos, and plenty of moments that make you stop and ask:
"Wait... did that REALLY happen?"
Unfortunately...
Yes. Yes, it did.
Turning Family Dysfunction Into Intellectual Property
THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CHAOS
C. B. Worthington grew up learning that "normal" was less of a lifestyle and more of a rumor circulating in other families.
After years of unbelievable stories, unsolicited wisdom, questionable decisions, and enough family chaos to keep a therapist professionally curious, she finally did the sensible thing:
She wrote a book about it.
Her writing mixes sarcasm, honesty, family dysfunction, and the kind of humor that usually begins with:
"You're not going to believe this, but..."
Spoiler alert: You probably won't.
Why Demitriosism's
Some people inherit jewelry.
Some inherit recipes.
C. B. Worthington inherited material.
Demitriosism's grew from the unforgettable sayings, adventures, disasters, and spectacularly questionable logic that shaped her family life.
Rather than let all that premium dysfunction go to waste, she turned it into stories about surviving family, finding humor in the ridiculous, remembering the people we love, and realizing that sometimes laughter is the only reasonable response.
Think of it as turning family trauma into intellectual property.
A Word From The Author
I didn't set out to become the family historian.
The family left me no choice.
If you've ever sat at a holiday dinner thinking, Nobody outside this room would believe any of this, you're my kind of person.
So grab some coffee, lower your expectations for human behavior, and welcome to Demitriosism's.
The stories are ridiculous.
The family is complicated.
The sarcasm is necessary.
And unfortunately, most of it actually happened.
Demitriosism's
Words of Wisdom...and then Some
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Heartfelt.
Occasionally unbelievable.
Demitriosism's is about the complicated truth of family.
They can embarrass you.
They can exhaust you.
They can provide enough material for therapy.